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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

no-indignity:

thetremblingofmyhand:

echoandivory:

maidousuji:

caulkings:

YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HERE’S A LINK FOR YOU LOVELIES

YEHAW FUCK YEAH

Seriously?? This is huge like if Texas can do it, all of those other states certainly can.

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JAACK THEY DID THE THING

SUCH excellent news! :D

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theotherjax:

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

In the midst of exploring Renaissance Italy history for reasons, I have found a wonder.

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joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

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youlovelucie:

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

friendly reminder that this wasn’t in the script - they were just messing around on set one day and this happened.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

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brunabrunette:

 

A truly MINDBLOWING lesson on the origin of American Southern accents.

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The gif could not be more perfect in describing what just happened.

yay historical linguistics!

BOOM! 

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shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"

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iguanamouth:

another set of commissioned dragon hoards ! the cat hoarder and the kitten hoarder are best friends and sometimes let their charges meet for playdates 

(part one) (part two)

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lodgewitch:

spiritualwitchery:

Lets see how many witches we have on tumblr.

Reblog if you are a witch and proud. Lets check out each others pages. <3

Witch of the pop culture variety here!

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theblacklacedandy:

kateordie:

goddamnstupidusername:

Ve Neill is my favorite makeup artist of all time. 

A total legend, for sure.

*bows to her skill*

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beastlyart:

ukiiukii:

some classy fellows

Hello yes I am here for well-dressed centaurs.

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  • greek mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • norse mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • egyptian mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • roman mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • celtic mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • native american mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • mythology (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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comeonputonyourwarpaint:

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

WE ARE THE JACK-O’-LANTERNS IN JULY SETTING FIRE TO THE S KY

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