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THE SCARF OF SEXUAL PERFERENCE
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MARAUDER
{ I solemnly swear... }

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amandaonwriting:

The Old Town Bookshop | Edinburgh

amandaonwriting:

The Old Town Bookshop | Edinburgh

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Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

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sweetdeltablues:

(I had to transcribe this poem, because it became an immediate favorite the second that I heard it.  I am over 70 pounds heavier than my boyfriend, and I have thought, felt and said all of these things before.  But he is perfect, and we are perfect together.)

10 HONEST THOUGHTS ON BEING LOVED BY A SKINNY BOY
Rachel Wiley

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope. 

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful. 
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves. 

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty. 
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard. 

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nuitcorbeau:

Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.

love her

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Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

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ride6:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT.

I BET YOU.

I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e

You can’t do it~

C’mon, I dare ya.

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thecakebar:

Look at these mousse like cheesecakes(?) with stuffed centers! :O

The first one looks like a berries cheesecake, then Tiramisu cheesecake, strawberry shortcake, and I’m not sure about the last! (click the link for more pics)

*UPDATE:

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audreygolightly13:

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It’s in sync even omfg it is perfection

someone hold me I caN’T BREATHE

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awesomefrench:

Mont Saint-Michel, France

Reminder to self:

Somewhere on this beautiful blue planet of ours, there is a fairy-tale castle on the middle of an island that you can walk to during low tide.

I went to this castle twice - once as a child and then again as an adult. It lost none of its fairytale charm and if you ever get a chance to go there, leave yourself enough time to explore…

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komaekitty:

I CANT TELL WHICH GOF THESE GIFS IS FUNNEIR

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comradewodka:

this just came on my TV and I took out my earbuds to watch cause the animation’s cute as shit

holy shit I love this

thats fucking cute as all hell oh my gosh

hello yes I would like to buy your product

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221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

and that’s the gospel truth 

randomlittlespark:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

and that’s the gospel truth 

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